The First Book of Tasteless Fortune Cookie Fortunes

The First Book of Tasteless Fortune Cookie Fortunes

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Everyone loves fortune cookies... right? Well, just wait until you read these! Joe Wang worked for 36 years at a famous Chinese fortune cookie manufacturing company writing fortunes -- like the ones you get in cookies at Chinese food restaurants. At his company, fortunes had to be approved by the Fortune Approval Committee. Over the years, for various reasons, the Fortune Approval Committee rejected certain fortunes. Secretly, he collected these fortunes. This book contains some of the fortunes rejected by the Fortune Approval Committee as Tasteless,' meaning offensive, tactless, insensitive or just plain vulgar.

Sure to make you twist, giggle, laugh and groan, it is also a perfect gift book. Here are a few samples:

"Your lawyer will get everything you own."

"That which you admire the most about yourself will wrinkle and shrivel."

"The cure will involve an implant."

The First Book of Tasteless Fortune Cookie Fortunes,Joe Wang,Private Garden Press,097663080X,Form - Essays,Humor

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